Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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