i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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