I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
only if we run a train.
done.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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