Ambien. No doubt about it.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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