I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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