Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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