he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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