Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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