Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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