dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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