Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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