How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
