He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?