worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.