its not stalking. its research.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
USA USA USA
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in