I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
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My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.