Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.