Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
