She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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