Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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