I want to stick my p in your. b.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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