I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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