I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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