I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
how can u be prego again
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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