I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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