I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Never joke about your clitoris.
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