I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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I need you to use more vowels.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
We're too hungover to prance.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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