You smell like stripper and shame
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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