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I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.

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(813): View more from Florida

Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It was confusing and full of hummus

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.

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(626): View more from California

This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side

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(661): View more from California

Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...

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(734): View more from Michigan

Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend

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(701): View more from North Dakota

It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...

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