i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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