Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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