I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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