Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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