Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
