I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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