I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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