that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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