is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
last night I used snow as a chaser
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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