If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
My life is pants optional.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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