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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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