...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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