Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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