she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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