Whatcha textin bout Willis?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
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Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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