im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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