Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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