Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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