Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet