Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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