I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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