Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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