i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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