All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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