A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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