My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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