I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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