we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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