Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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