hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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