I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I love you. Go after that dick
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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