i was rollin on her like bob the builder
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
worst night to have a conscience
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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