If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I didn't notice because vodka
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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